What a bunch of balls.

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Mon, 19 Nov 2012 23:47:45 -0500

homosexualintellectual:

2a22afra22:

dreamingofparadise23:

mouss-e:

somepinkfluffy-dinosaur:

‎”THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Reblog this!

It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a
situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world. THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG…

FYI - Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle.
They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

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POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk:
can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would
not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and
armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our
instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using
much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel
little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

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FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or
purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be
hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have a heart or compassion reblog this post.
‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW
ATLEAST PEOPLES WILL KNOW WATS GOIN IN THIS WORLD.
So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.
I hope you all will Reblog. Lets See how many of you really care for this.

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT REBLOGGING THIS! IT COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.

LADIES! This is important, please read!

PEOPLE OF ANY GENDER, PLEASE REBLOG THIS BECAUSE IT COULD SAVE LIVES! LADIES, TAKE NOTE OF ALL OF THIS TEXT BECAUSE IF THIS HAPPENS TO YOU, IT WOULD BE IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO IN THIS TYPE OF SITUATION.

gosh, that was alot of words to type out but it was worth it…

This could save your life or that of someone you know. Reblog, please.

So I was reading Homestuck. No big deal, just rereading the last couple of updates. And as soon as I finish, what happens? HUSSIE UPDATES! I have perfect timing, apparently.

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 23:13:04 -0500

Reblog if Homestuck

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 22:53:45 -0500

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mage-of-2spooky:

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baconspook:

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why

ireallyhatechemistry: i want to do iboga Mindfuck, absolutely...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 20:04:34 -0500

ireallyhatechemistry:

i want to do iboga

Mindfuck, absolutely and completely. I am left in awe.

andyouresearedontomyhearts: fweeble: gryphynshadow: littlemiss...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 20:03:58 -0500

andyouresearedontomyhearts:

fweeble:

gryphynshadow:

littlemissbatterwitch:

clothoboorocracy:

stormybabe:

I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”

My hero

someone teach me this pweeze-ooc

Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.

We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.

Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?

Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.

All that said, here’s how you do it!

This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.

Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.

When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.

Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.

If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.

Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.

Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.

Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.

From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”

Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.

Reblogging again because of Gryphyn’s awesome comment. C:

Reblogging just in case any of my dear followers ever have need for using a move like this. (Which I hope you won’t but, you know, better safe than sorry)

Just in case any of you ever need this. I hope not, but it’s always best to be prepared.

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Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:54:35 -0500

umqra: when the hobbit comes out the sherlock fandom is just going to burst in with crossovers that...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 00:48:44 -0500

umqra:

when the hobbit comes out the sherlock fandom is just going to burst in with crossovers that take ‘oh no’ and ‘please don’t’ to a whole new level

dude I am so looking forward to that. I need a big sign to put on my forehead that reads PLEASE SQUICK ME. I look forward to that shit, bated breath and all that.

URGENT: abandoned minor in NYC needs help!!

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 23:31:04 -0500

madziontist:

madziontist:

If anyone is in the NYC area, Errol (fleecedragons) has been literally abandoned there by vir parents and needs a place to stay. If you can get in touch with vir and perhaps offer some help, that would be fantastic.

Please reblog this as much as you can to get the word out. Thank you.

no i need you to reblog this and stop lauding me for meeting the minimum standards of being a good friend to meridian

Come on, guys. Signal boost, please.

ginchimera: lum-uk: Cats really can be comfortable...

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:11:06 -0400

ginchimera:

lum-uk:

Cats really can be comfortable anywhere.

hOW

codfishqueen: ;u; This is great.

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:10:58 -0400

codfishqueen:

;u; This is great.

bleu32: MY HEART CANNOT CONTAIN ALL THIS SQUEEEE!

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:10:51 -0400

bleu32:

MY HEART CANNOT CONTAIN ALL THIS SQUEEEE!

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Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:10:43 -0400

sifu-sam:

miristrahovski:

on-a-mission-tonight:

miisplaced:

claaraaoswins:

omg air

omg perf

this song has never served a better purpose OMG

im wheezing

treesong: roane72: colorsofthewand: the-cimmerians: chazzam: ...

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:10:31 -0400

treesong:

roane72:

colorsofthewand:

the-cimmerians:

chazzam:

la-belle-laide:

thescarletwoman:

Jon Stewart tells it like it is. A great clip. If you haven’t seen it, WATCH IT.

*APPLAUSE*

This may be the best thing I have ever watched in my entire life.

I generally prefer Colbert to TDS, but when Jon brings it, THAT SHIT IS FUCKING BROUGHT.

OH MY GOD I HAD SEEN PART OF THIS BUT I JUST WATCHED ALL OF IT AND OMG I LOVE YOU JON STEWART

Oh my god. This is one of the best takedowns I have ever seen. Ever.

MAKE LOVE TO ME, I CANNOT EVEN

octosmagiccastle: Oh yeah, made this last night! Original comic...

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 01:57:46 -0400

octosmagiccastle:

Oh yeah, made this last night!

Original comic here

Latula and Porrim were DustyOldRoses

jessieherself: nerdfighterramblings: im-mr-brightside: burn-do...

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 01:57:36 -0400

jessieherself:

nerdfighterramblings:

im-mr-brightside:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

This will never get old.

I love this guy so fucking much

Omg.

Spoiler warning under the cut.

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 01:57:20 -0400

dave-sprite:

Okay, I have to vent, because if I don’t, I’ll go crazy. If you haven’t read the Homestuck update yet, which is probable because it only just happened, don’t read under the cut. Spoiler warnings abound.

Read More

WEEPING.

ximune: did-you-kno: Source I saw a news report about this on...

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 01:56:59 -0400

ximune:

did-you-kno:

Source

I saw a news report about this on T.V., she was a straight A Student who had perfect attendance and everything. Everyone loved and respected her for her skills, but when she started this experiment and people thought she was pregnant, they started treating her like garbage. Even her teachers started looking down on her like she was scum of the earth. The only people who knew she was doing this as an experiment were her school principle, her health care teacher and her father. Her own mother thought she was pregnant.

I mean even her friends turned on her, it was horrid. Very very sad, and as soon as she revealed during an assembly that the pregnancy was false, a lot of people were in shock as she brought up all the horrible things they said and did to her because they thought she was pregnant.

The reason for the experiment was to see how people would react and treat her if they thought she was pregnant, as apposed as to treating her as the straight A “Perfect” student they usually did. And it proved that people were horrible scumbags too her as soon as they thought she was.

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Sun, 23 Sep 2012 01:56:52 -0400

goosewhisperer:

strideer:

mistakeofgrandeur:

goosewhisperer:

findingmeenah:

amperehope:

findingmeenah:

hrrgh

Up for some Davecest?

yes sir

can i come too

aint no party without me gettin my fuckin anime on

Hey now kids, don’t be leaving out your big bro.

ABORT MISSION EVERYBODY LEAVE

shadowlink-: WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 01:56:42 -0400

shadowlink-:

WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY

rampant-noodle: rangerkimmy: foxstitches: faintfamiliarity: f...

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 01:47:51 -0400

rampant-noodle:

rangerkimmy:

foxstitches:

faintfamiliarity:

fanonisbetterthancanon:

toiletllama:

How It’s Made, Decorative Candles.

holy fuck, that is beautiful. how is she that good?

oh.dear.god.

i’m so mesmerized

holy moly

*A*